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anaalayu's Homepage http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:52 EDT Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:52 EDT Zorpia.com To all the mothers here.... http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1802518 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! Personal http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1802518 Sun, 11 May 2008 04:15 EDT My horoscope- compliment of joel! http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711600 <p><font size="4" face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff1010"> LIBRA - </font></p><p><font size="4" face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff1010">The BEST One Nice to everyone they meet,Unless they get bad vibes from the person they're meeting. Their Love is one of a kind, but if done wrong, they cut you off like it's nothing. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with .... u might end up crying</font></p> Personal http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711600 Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:37 EDT Old noggins http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711347 <p align="left"> <font color="#ff005a"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. </font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff005a"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." </font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff005a"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!" </font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff005a"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she says, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"</font></strong></font></p> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711347 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:48 EDT jokes of the moment http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711345 <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">BAD DAY</font></p> <p><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"</font></p><p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">THREE DAY STAY</font></p> <p><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday.<br /> </font><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">How does he do it?</font></p> <p><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff1063">The horse's name is Friday </font></p><p><font color="#ff1063"> </font></p> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711345 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:43 EDT Lamaze http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711344 <p align="justify"> <font color="#ff1f6d"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."</font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff1f6d"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.</font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff1f6d"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.</font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff1f6d"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Exactly," replied the instructor.</font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#ff1f6d"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."</font></strong></font></p> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1711344 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:41 EDT cheating at golf http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710003 Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid says to Barney, "Let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball; you look over there," he says to Sid. After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly. Sid looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?" "What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!" "And a liar, too!" Sid says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!" Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710003 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:21 EDT Cheeky Sacrifice http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710002 <p align="justify"> <strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."</font></strong></p> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710002 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:18 EDT Bad Coffee http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710001 <table width="488" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffcc"><p align="justify"> <font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong> A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.</strong></font></p> <p align="justify"><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong> She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"</strong></font></p> <p align="justify"><font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong> Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"</strong></font></p> </td> <td width="10" bgcolor="#ffffcc"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10" height="20" background="http://www.zorpia.com/images/h/bottom_left_y.gif"> </td> <td height="20" bgcolor="#ffffcc"> </td></tr></tbody></table> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1710001 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:16 EDT Real Thing-Kalapana http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1703608 <font face="courier new,courier,monospace">Here comes the night<br />Once again<br />I'll be feeling lonely<br />Oh, if only things could work out like you plan<br />Where can love be<br />Tell me why it's so hard to find somebody<br />Who will stand by me<br />And take the time to understand<br />And show me love again<br /><br />I want the real thing<br />Or nothing at all<br />I need someone that I can be sure will catch me<br />If I should fall<br />Someone who'll be there when I call<br />Then I'll know that it's the real thing<br />I want the real thing<br />To warm me each night<br />Someone to love me over and over<br />Making the future bright<br />Someone who'll be there when I call<br />Just give me the real thing<br /><br />Where is the moon?<br />Won't it smile<br />On just one more dreamer<br />Let your beams come down<br />And fill my empty room<br />Here comes the night<br />But if there's still a chance <br />That love can find me<br />I'll be here<br />Crossing my fingers<br /><br />I want to know for sure<br />That I can feel secure<br />Knowing I've found an everlasting love<br />And once I get that under control<br />Then I won't let go</font> Music http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1703608 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:06 EDT So Much In Love (but wasted) http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1701547 You must be happy, you look wonderful, never seen you look so fine I've heard all about her, you're mad about her You talk about her all the time You say you love her, she's given you everything you'll ever need Though I still adore you, I'm happy for you I know that it's too late for me Chorus: The only love I ever wanted is gone forever, I can never put my world together So much in love, I know you'll never come back to me Whoa, love doesn't come to you every minute If you hold back, someone else will win it If you gotta love, put your heart right in it, never set it free So think it over, and you'll understand I'm not tryin' to change your mind Know she'll never love you the way I love you Boy don't miss your chance this time Music http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1701547 Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:41 EDT a cat in heaven http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1689491 <p align="left"><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2"><strong>A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."</strong></font></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2">The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2">The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2">About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2">"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e" size="2">The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"</font></strong></p> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1689491 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:54 EDT Joke Time http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1689489 <p align="left"><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend." </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?" </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?" </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says. </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">His friend suggest "The poppy?" </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">"No, no, no" growls the man. </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">"You know - the one that is red and has thorns." </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?" </font></strong></p> <p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#ffff2e">"Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"</font></strong></p> Personal http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1689489 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:47 EDT This is beautiful ! Try not to cry. http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682756 <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><strong><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#60bf00" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(96,191,0); FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">When you're down to nothing, God is up to something."</span></font></em></strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><strong><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">This is beautiful! Try not to cry.</span></font></em></strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.  She said:  "How is my little boy ?  Is he going to be all right ?  When can I see him ?"<br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The surgeon said, "I'm sorry.  We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ?  Doesn't God care any more ?  Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?"<br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ?  One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."<br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son.  She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.  "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Sally nodded yes.  The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study.  He said it might help somebody else.  "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die.  Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom."  She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold.  Always thinking of someone else.  Always wanting to help others if he could."<br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there.  She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The drive home was difficult.  It was even harder to enter the empty house.  She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them.  She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">It was around midnight when Sally awoke.  Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.  The letter said</span></font></em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">:</span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /><br /></span></font><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#0033cc" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(0,51,204); FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me;  but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say<strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> "I Love You"</span></strong>.  I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again.  Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me.  He can have my room and old stuff to play with.  But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do.  You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.  Don't be sad thinking about me.  This really is a neat place.  Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything.  The angels are so cool.  I love to watch them fly.  And, you know what?  Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.  Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him.  Jesus himself took me to see GOD !  And guess what, Mom ?  I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.  That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything.  But I already knew that wasn't allowed.  Well, you know what Mom ?  God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter.  I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you.  God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?'  "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross.  He was right there, as He always is with all His children.  Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you.  To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper.  Isn't that cool ?  I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.  Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper.  I'm sure the food will be great.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#0033cc" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(0,51,204); FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Oh, I almost forgot to tell you.  I don't hurt anymore.  The cancer is all gone.  I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either.  That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.  The Angel said I was a Special Delivery !  How about that ?</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><br /></span></font></em><em><font face="Tahoma" color="#0033cc" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(0,51,204); FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.</span></font></em></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">(<em><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Let's see Satan stop this one.</span></em>)<em><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">  Take 60 seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other.  Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something."<br /></span></em></span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> Personal http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682756 Sun, 20 May 2007 05:41 EDT Learn Chinese in 5 minutes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682755 <div> <div><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2"><strong><font face="Tahoma" color="#cc6633" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc6633; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Learn Chinese in 5 minutes </span></font></strong></font></div> <blockquote style="BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid"> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><strong><font face="Tahoma" color="#cc6633" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #cc6633; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">(You MUST read aloud) </span></font></strong></div> <div><strong><font face="Tahoma" color="#339966" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">English                                  Chinese </span></font></strong></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">That's not right                                  Sum Ting Wong </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Are you harboring a fugitive?                Hu Yu Hai Ding </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">See me ASAP                                     Kum Hia Nao </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Stupid Man                                        Dum Fuk </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Small Horse                                       Tai Ni Po Ni </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Did you go to the beach?                     Wai Yu So Tan </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">I bumped into a coffee table                 Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">I think you need a face lift                    Chin Tu Fat </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">It's very dark in here                           Wai So Dim </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">I thought you were on a diet                Wai Yu Mun Ching </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">This is a tow away zone                       No Pah King </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Our meeting is scheduled for next week  Wai Yu Kum Nao </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Staying out of sight                             Lei Ying Lo </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">He's cleaning his automobile                 Wa Shing Ka </span></font></div> <div><font face="Tahoma" color="#3300cc" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3300cc; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Your body odor is offensive                  Yu Stin Ki Pu </span></font></div> </blockquote> </div> Books http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682755 Sun, 20 May 2007 05:30 EDT Yeah, Sure ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Women Drivers . . . . . . http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682751 <h1><font color="#fd5aff"><font size="4">This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying, To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!</font> </font></h1> Gossips & Jokes http://groups.zorpia.com/anaalayu/journal/1682751 Sun, 20 May 2007 05:25 EDT