Once upon a time there was a dork.
His name was Lucy.
He made a group called "Dorks United".
Fellow dorks joined this group
and ate cheesecake on top of mince and cheese pies,
all the while dropping pastry bits on their shirts
and getting mince in their eyebrows.
.
This great feast lasted for days on end - 92.65 days to be precise.
then albino spiders with seven left foots and one right foot came,
and lost the dorks were,
the spiders swallowed them whole,
and the great lucy was defeated in all his glory.
.
The Dorks united were no more,
forced to eat their cheesecakes and pies in the real world,
rejected by fellow un-dorkified zorpians.
.
And that is the end proclaimed the all-great,all-powerful Sqwonkinator.

nice legend. by the sounds of that ure not just a dork, you're crazy! hehe
your stories/legends rock. tell us another Sqwonkinator ^_^

noooo, that's such a sad story!! I think I shall cry *tear tear*
We shall persevere dammit!! lol ;)