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11/10/2009 6:42 PM share some Laughter (0 Comment)
- Kiran
- 22, Pakistan
share some Laughter
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
>>ONCE when it's told to me
>>ONCE when it's explained to me
and
>>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.
"Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot."
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
>>ONCE when it's told to me
>>ONCE when it's explained to me
and
>>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.
"Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot."