hahahahahahahaha something??hmm i think sab khuch wrong hahahah

ya my dear that is its meaning

bufe-daavat pe bulaayaa gayaa hoon
pletein de ke bahalaayaa gayaa hoon
na aaee par na aaee meree baaree
pulaav tak bahut aayaa-gayaa hoon
kabaab ki rakaabee dhoondhane ko
kaee meelon mein daurhaayaa gayaa hoon
baraaye-katle-katala- haaye-maahee
chhuree-kaante se larhavaayaa gayaa hoon
ziyaafat ke bahaane dar-haqeeqat
mashqqat ke liye laayaa gayaa hoon

eik sardar jungle se guzar raha tha
ke achanak samnay eik churail aa gayee aur boli..
Ho ha ha.. kha jaon g.. nahi choron gi ..
sardar bezari se bola..
pata hai pata hai..
teri eik behan mere ghar bhi hai
American 2 Sardar:Hamaray yahan tu Shaadi "E-mail" se bhi hojati hay

Sardaar ji:Oye Kamal hay
Hamaray waha tu shaadi sirf "Female" se he hoti hay

hahaha 1st is nice second vala suna hua hai :D

yaar yeh ap lateefai kahan sai letai ho?mujai to 1 bi nahi yaad :( italian mai yaad hain ketai ho to voh suna deti hun haha :D

ha suna dai magar translation k sath.heheheheh
http://www.shairy.com
waisy es site pay ja k ap search mai jokes dai kar search kar lay.
kafi jokes hai yaha.

hmm ok 1 sunati hun
ek bacha apnai friend sai bat kar raha hota hai to kehta hai: pata nahi kiun merai abu ko itna dar kiun lagta hai?
dusra puchta hai: tum nai kab dekha apnai abu ko dartai hue?
1s kheta hai: jab hi road cross kartai hain meri ungli pakar letai hain or kehtai hain BETA CHORNA MAT



1 larka dusrai lakre sai puchta hai: "yaar tu bata kisi larki ko proposal karnai k lie kon si jaga best hai"
friend kheta hai : "Shahii Masjid"
1st kheta hai. "kiun?"
2nd kehta hai: kiun k masjid vahid jaga hoti hain jahan larkian jutai utar k jati hain"
pata nahi passand ae ya nahi maine to bohot koshish ki hai

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.............................................
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehe
very funny ap tu chupay rustam nikly wah jee wah
the second one is very very very funny....

hahahah thanks thanks :D RUSTAM hahahahahhaha

Ishq mai ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath pair toote mun se khoon aya hai,
Hospital puhunche tu narsun ne ye farmaaya hai,
Bahaaron phool barsaoe aaj phir kisi ka MEHBOOB aya hai..
Aei dost tu bhi likha kar shairy,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
Jab log phenkeinge Andey tamaatar,
tu raat ki SABZI ka intizaam ho jayega...

Book kholte hi EXAMS ka saamna hota hai,
aese mausam mai hi tu dimagh kharaab hota hai,
dimagh ki baatein paper par nahin aati,
Ye fasaana tu MARK SHEET pe bayaan hota hai...
Mera dil bara hai LOSE,
isko mat karna USE,
Agar ho gaya ye FUSE,
tu tumhe pareinge SHOES..

ARZ KIA HAI
Ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,
waah,
waah,,
waah,,,
ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,
Agar iska matlab samajh mai aye tu mujhe bhi bata dena...

GULAB KO BHAE KANWAL BANAA DATAY....
UN KE EK NAZAR PE GHAZAL BANAA DATAY....
KAMBAKHAT MARTA NAHI HUM PE KOI WARNA....
"ISLAMABAD"
MAIN BHE EK "TAJ MAHEL" BANA DETEY.....
Jab baarish hoti hai tum yaad aate ho,
Jab bheegte hain hum tum yaad aate ho,
Jab baadal garachtey hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoe meri UMBERELLA kab do ge

wah wah kia bat hai ap ki :D bohot achai sher hain :D keep it up :D

ghuzre waqto'n kee baat jaane do
ab koee ba-vafaa nahee'n hotaa
dost kee ab huee hai ye taareef
waqt par kaam ka nahee'n hotaa

Larhkiyo mil jaayega tum ko bhee shauhar-zan mureed
aunty ko jis tarah allah ne uncle de diyaa

jis din huaa paThaan ke murGe kaa intaqaal
daavat kii maulavii kii tab aayaa use Khayaal
murdaar murG kii hu_ii mullaah ko jab Khabar
saaraa badan sulag uThaa, Gaalib huaa jalaal
kahane lage khilaaoge mam gosht?
tum ko nahii.n zaraa bhii shariyat ka kuchh Khayaal
murdaar Gosht to shariyat me.n hai haraam
jab tak na zibaah kiijiye, hotaa nahii.n halaal
fatavaa jab apanaa maulavii saahab sunaa chuke
jhunjhalaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
kaisii hai aap kii ye shariyat bataaiiye
ba.nde ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhii baa-kamaal
allaah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye vo haraam
bande ke haath jo mare, ho jaaye vo halaal

i like three think
pepsi,pizza and u
pepsi 2 drink
pizza 2eat
and u
table kon safe karay ga
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
what is the full from of singh;
S-sardar
I-insan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

hahahahah hahaha last zaiada pyara tha ahahaha

hhhhmmmmm........

aik chines bacha pakistani say:-
mery abbo ka chalty chalty intqal hogaya.
pakistani:- oho yar!china ki chizo mai yahi masla hai..

hahaha vakei

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
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If Movies Was Released by Microsoft.......

* Munna Bhai MCSE *
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho *
* Love in mIRC *
* Tere Nick *
* ID Mil Gaya *
* Chat To Kero *
* Ek Programmer Thi *
* Yeh Hack Horaha Hai *
* Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe *
* Network Ke Us Paar *
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai *
* Aao Chat Kare *
* C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge *
* Programmer No.1 *
* Mera Naam Developer *
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein *
* Do Processor, Baarah Terminal *
* Tera Code Chal Gaya *
* Har Din Jo Mail Karega *
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahi *
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai *
* Raju Ban Gaya MCSD *
* Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari *
* Login Karo Sajana *
* Naukar PC Ka *
* 1942 -- A Bug Story *
* Kaho Na Virus Hai *
* Crash Se Crash Tak *
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai *
* Shaheed Hacker Singh *
* Password De Ke Dekho *
* Terminal Apna , Login Parayi *
* Mr. Network Lal *
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna *
* Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani *
* Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha *
* Phir Theri Java-SCRlPT Yaad Aayi *
* Hack To Hona Hi Tha *

haha nice

1 Chutki
NASWAR
ki qemat tum kya
jano
Pathan k sr ka taj
hoti hai
1 chutki
NASWAR
Har pan ki dukan pe
aam hoti hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or
mehngi se mehngi
hoti hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR
Difrent green color
main dastiyab hoti hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR
Har jaga beth kr lagai
jasakti hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR
Nashe ki shuruat hoti
hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR
Plastic & rubber band
k sath hoti hai
1 Chutki
NASWAR
Aur kuch nahi bas
1 Chutki
NASWAR ;) ;)

sorry dear post in english language i dont know arabic plz post in english

a love letter by a mathematicain,
my dear,
ysterday i was passing by ur rctangular house in trignometric lane,there i saw u with ur cute circular face,conica nose and spherical eyes, standing n ur tringular gardn.before seeing u my heart was a null set , but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)from ur eyes at a deviation of theta radian made a tangent to my heart ,it deffrentiated,
my love 4 u is a quardratic equation with real roots.