So, the girls think that guys should know of the "fatal mistakes" they make during sex - about time they knew the truth! ...let me no girls .DO U DO THAT OR NOT ?

1. The blow job - Girls, if you're not doing it right, please don't try and act all sexy, it will only endeavour to put us off even more.
2. The blow job - Needs rhythm - simply working your mouth up and down does NOTHING for us, only makes us think of other girls in order to maintain a firm erection.
3. Once again, the blow job - DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES THINK IT'S FUNNY TO USE TEETH, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU'VE HEARD THAT DOING IT GENTLY IS A GOOD THING - IT DEFINITELY IS NOT!
4. The spit or swallow debate - Nothing sexier than a girl taking it all, if you love your man, DO IT! IT'S NOT POISONNESS, IT WILL NOT KILL YOU, AND IT IS ONLY FOR A SPLIT SECOND OR TWO, DEAL WITH IT!
5. SERIOUSLY - DEAL WITH IT!
6. When a man tells you that your pussy tastes so good, HE'S LYING!! WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD WANT TO HAVE A GLASS FULL OF PUSSY JUICE IF HE WENT TO THE PUB, HEY??? IT'S A MOMENT THING, AND AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME, HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF, LIKE YOU SHOULD BE (REFER TO POINTS 4 AND 5).
6. When playing with your man, DO NOT GRAB THE MIDDLE PART OF HIS PENIS AND START TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF, ONCE AGAIN, THIS DOES NOTHING AND WILL ONLY SERVE TO MAKE HIM THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE.
7. If you are getting bored of playing with him, don't bring your other arm across to support your playing arm, it is noticeable, and will show that you are bored and blatantly not enjoying yourself!
8. Don't check your phone seconds after finishing sex..........
9. Or start typing to a friend online seconds after finishing sex/phone sex
10. Do not think that you have the blunt end of the deal in the smell stakes by sucking penis............
11. Don't expect us to do all the work and then complain when it's over before you're done, you may only complain if you've contributed accordingly
12. Linking in with 11 - DO SOME WORK!! Do not just lie there and take it, YOU ARE NOT AN IRONING BOARD!
13. One of the most important points - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HAVE SEX UNLESS YOU HAVE (a) trimmed to a bare minimum (b) shaved it all off or (c) waxed - it must look good!
14. A guy loves to run his hand up and down a girls leg, so for christ sake MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SHAVED YOUR LEGS!!
15. DON'T OVERLOAD YOUR NECK WITH PERFUME - WE LOVE KISSING HERE, BUT WOULD RATHER TASTE YOU THAN CHANEL [unless Chanel is more attractive than you of course].
16. After a one night stand, don't try and cuddle the guy afterwards, simple.....
17. Don't get into bed with someone if you havent washed your hair in a while - thats all we'll be able to smell when we're on top.
18. IF YOU'VE SPENT FOREVER ON FOREPLAY WITH US, CHANCES ARE WE'RE CLOSE TO GOING, SO DONT EXPECT US TO LAST FOREVER INSIDE YOU - AND DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN WE DON'T!
19. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE SLEEPING WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DATE, DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT YOUR NUMBER.
20. WE FAKE IT TOO..........
21. ....SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST NOT HITTING THE SPOT.
22. DON'T GO TO BED WITH SOMEONE IF YOU'VE GOT CRAP UNDERWEAR ON, AT LEAST THINK AHEAD.
23. IF IT'S COMING UP TO THAT "SPECIAL" TIME OF THE MONTH, AT LEAST PRE WARN US BEFORE WE PULL OUT AND LOOK DOWN TO SEE OUR COCK LOOKING LIKE ITS BEEN SLASHED WITH 100 RAZORBLADES.
24. IF IT IS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, DON'T WEAR A SKIMPY DRESS - WE CAN SEE THE NAPPY ACTION
25. WE LOVE YOUR BOOBS - LET US TOUCH THEM
26. DON'T WORRY WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN THE MORNING, WE'VE BEEN LAID, SO WE DONT REALLY CARE.
27. DON'T COUGH MIDWAY THROUGH!
28. LET US GO NEAR YOUR ARSE, IT'S A PURE TURN ON FOR US - THINK OF US TOO!
29. DON'T SHOUT AT US IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO TAKE YOUR PILL -IT'S YOUR FAULT
30. DO NOT EVER TELL US HOW YOUR EX BOYFRIEND USED TO DO THINGS TO YOU
31. ONCE SEX IS OVER, WE ARE FREE TO FART WHEN AND HOW WE WANT TO - DEAL WITH IT, DON'T JUDGE US!
32. If you want us to go down on youm please make sure you're turned on first, otherwise it tastes like we're licking a bag of coins...