*drinks some vodka* I think we need a new post not talking about alcohol all the time, i mean seriously *drinks some more* all we do here is tlak about porkchops and alcohol.. well.. other than shrey.. who decided to go public with his incredibly rare farting skills.. *thinks back on what jsut said* ... actually.. im sorta proud of the way we dont regret our life changing decisions here at Matt's Super Go Crazy Fun Place and am proud to be a member.. here.. METALIICA RULES!!

*shakes head and mumbles to self* People unable to plug in electrical equipment when in toxicated.

*has two glasses of King Bobs vodka that tastes like motor oil going down your throat* See... I'll show you.

*trips over feet and falls in puddle*
*gets up and wipes self off, dripping wet*
*plugs in electrical equipment*
*electric shock and power outage everywhere*

Erm... Oopsie daisies..

*hair standing on end*

And Metallica? They're alright... Not into them much though. To each his/her own.

METALLICA RULES>>MATTHEW SUCKS MONKYE"S BALLS

I heard through the grapevine that someone in here has *gasps* pubic fleas!!!
That should cancel all the dong sucking lol

Confusha says "Man who fishes in other man's hole often catch crab"