You stole my three favourite quotes! :)


1)"No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all."


2)"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away ."


3)"Today is the first day for the rest of your life."


I hadn't heard this one before but I love it! It made me laugh :) -
"Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?"


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"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Narrator, Fight Club


"Live life to the fullest."
-Ernest Hemingway


"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
-Will Smith


"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."
-Helen Keller


"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.


"After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her."
-Mark Twain

Hahaahha!!!Gotcha there!!!

OMG, I love these:

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Narrator, Fight Club

"Live life to the fullest."
-Ernest Hemingway

Okay....Here is one....a very funny one..

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!"

LOL, I love that last one!! Hilarious! I'm sure not scared! :)


"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

Hahaaha!!! That is just so dang funny!!!! Okay, here we are...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."

lol, cute :)

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

Okay, that is really funny!
Here...

"Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn."

lol, that should be my motto!! :)


Were we talking about stupidity?? I put "moto" :))

I just feel like laughing so hard tonight before going to bed...I like em stupid quotes. LOL...I'm hoping we can come up with more funny quotes tomorrow. That's my motto too...LOL

lol, Seeing as how quotes all come from humans, I'm sure we can find plenty more stupid quotes tomorrow! :)


"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon


?????? :) Night!

Hahaha!! That's really ironic and funny!!

"I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them."

Goodnight!

""I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them." - that is so me!!! :)) Good night, Ionne. Thank you for the smiles. Hugs

Count me in too!! LOL.... Night...*hugs*

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel

Hahaaha!!!I almost got that one..You beat me to it!
Okay..Here's one...

"Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway."

lol, true - as we are all at some point of dying :)


The last of the "dumb quotes" before I try to reach my room without getting mugged! lol


"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton


"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
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"Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other."
-Donald Trump

Hahaha!! I'm hitting the bed soon too. Got a long day tomorrow.
Here is another dumb quote:

"If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."

What genius said that?? (I hope it wasn't you!)

Of course not, I am too stupid to come up with one..Hahaah!! I got it from this site http://www.funnyquotes123.com/funny-stupid-quotes/....Just shhhh there...Hahaaha!!! I am such a goof...

Good night, Ionne.

Nighty-night, Dawn...See you morrow..

DO or DIE
either screw you or get screwd...hahahahahhaa

Hi Killer. It's nice to see you here in The New Dawn. Any friend of Ionne's is especially welcome here! (yup, we were talking about you - lol!!).


I like your quote - "DO or DIE" but I prefer to believe it means to live life to the fullest or why bother living? :)


I also love the one goes something like this -



"No one dies a virgin because life screws us all!"

yes it was given by leader of indian indipendence MAHATMA GANDHI
he gave us independence from british rule with peace...and non violence..
his quote was
DO or DIE
so i love it.
"No one dies a virgin because life screws us all!" ----this quote appears lovely but baseless...what is its indepth meaning..what its all about, very small and little sense, that life is full of problems and miseries isnt it.I dont think its too good to appreciate

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Sign in Budapest Zoo


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I don't get that one...I guess I am just so dang stupid...LOL

This one is sad....:(

"Anniversary just reminds you of what a mistake you made."

Oh, :( yeah, maybe that's why my husband showed up 4 hours late for our 25th anniversary celebration?

Hahahaha!!! I mean... Awwwww!!! *hugs*

"Just life" right? lol

Hey, Dawn. Have you ever watched any movies that has some unforgettable lines? Last night I watched a movie called FLYBOYS by 20th Century Fox. It has a line that whew! so GOOD! The line goes like this:

"None of us know how much time we have left in this world, we shouldn't waste it grieving about things we cannot change. Either you can join in or go to your room and cry like a little baby.

Hi Ionne. Who doesn't remeber the unforgettable Forrest Gump - "Momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Gosh! Of course! One of the best movies ever made and one of my favorites. He's everything in that movie, a hero that heroes should be, LOL! I always wonder if a person like Forest existed! Of course he became famous and hero by coincidence. Lucky bastard! LOL! The line "Run, Forest, Run!" was like the theme throughout the movie! You ask anyone in the street what line they can remember from Forest Gump, they'd say "Run, Forest, Run!".

Lol, I have a nephew who (aftera few "drinks") does a perfect imitation of Forrest! Two years ago at the company Christmas party he had us all in stitches! It was even funnier, because normally Chris (my nephew) is really very quiet!! :)


It's funny but as you say "Run, Forrest ,Run!" is what most people think of first but for me it was the "chocolate" quote that stuck out in my mind. My daughter and her friends love "Forrest" quotes. I swear they know every line Forrest spoke in the movie! :))

Some morning fuel to kick your sense of humour into gear:


"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."


Crazy is a relative term in my family!


Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.


My personal favourite - "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."


Procrastinate now, don't put it off.


Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.


Half the people you know are below average.


Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!


42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.



Boys make good pets!
Princess in training!

They are so funny, Dawn. Where did you find them? I can't stop laughing! LOL!

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"Men are stupid, women are evil"

I have no idea now,Ionne. That was a few days ago. I can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 10 am! I do know I found them online somewhere :)


These brought me more than one smile this morning! I especially like the "grandfather" one!


Some "stupid" quotes to brighten your day:


Stupid Quotes


"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm


"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer


"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress


"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer


"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL


"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian


"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster


"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach


"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach


"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate


My personal favourite:


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer


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You really are good finding some hilarious ones. I love em. LOL! Here's some for you to start your morning..

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.

"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..."
Steven Wright

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman.

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.

Great! I liked this one...
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." That made me seriously laugh, and I'm gonna make it my tagline!! Btw, what are you ...?
; )

I liked second and fourth! ....and I liked the attitude it carried ...
I made a new posting at LiZ ...it's a photo-story .....bound to make you cry...! (I don't mean to ...though!)

I liked the quote too. But what is LiZ? Is it another group?

That's your riddle of today...ha...haa! for a clue...expand it. *LOL*

Man, I don't know if my brain can handle all the riddles you gave out! LOL! Dang, I am all so confused now! Ya bad! LOL!