Famous Quotes & Jokes of Pakistan

A pathan calls another pathan on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other pathan replies "Kamaal Hai, Idhar bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
hahaha..!!! :D

Ek Pathan cycle chalaty aur gungunaty hoye kahin ja raha tha rastay may ek aurat se takra betha. aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar saktay thay kia???”
Pathan Herat se... "Pora cycle mar diya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
haha ..
hahahahahah :D

We won't have a society if we destroy the environment — Margaret Mead

Man shapes himself through decisions that shape his environment. — Rene Dubos

nice jokes
If there is no jokes in one's life it means he has no life

Celebration means……
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.
Celebration means……
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.
Celebration means……
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones……..