1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
More than what I have asked for...

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yup...

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yup...

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Nope...Why would I?!

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yup...

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
JeJeJe...Yup...damn you!

7. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I have...and don't know how I pulled it though. Can you belive it?!

8. DIRTY TALK?
Hell yeah!

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
Yup...

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
...damn it!

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yup...

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Yup...

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No and I still can belive it...I just forget in the moment.

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Mmmm...I have...I have...

16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yup...and it's not fun.

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Fallen soldier in the middle of the battle...well the 4th battle...

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15...don't remember well.

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
She know...

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
She says "yes" almost always...don't see why she'll say no now...she wont make me look bad in front of you guys... ?!?!?!

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
WOW, not really... ... ... ... Oh, there! Now we are!

22. EVER USED TOYS?
JeJeJe...Yup but not for me.

23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR?
Yup and I love it! See, I live in a condo and one of my house keys can make the elevator stop...Do it all the time! JeJeJe

24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE?
Yup...Boring!

25. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR?
If you can't wait for the room...do it in the car!

26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
Nothing, that way I can work my tan evenly... ;-)

27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'D GO OUT WITH AND SLEEP WITH?
A 34 when I was 18 and a 18 when I was 24...

28. ORAL SEX? Give or receive?
Yes please and both!

29. FOREPLAY?
Oh yeah!

30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP?
Yup...funny!

31. ANAL?
Sure, what the heck...but must have a condom! Right?!

32. GAY PORN?
Na', not into it.

35. SEX IN THE AFTERNOON?
Before lunch and after...double the calorie burn!

36. SEX ON SNOW?
I'm not a MAZOCHIST!

37. SEX UNDER THE RAIN?
Yup, but only twice...

38. IF YOUR AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOT BEST MAN/BRIDES MAID?
All the depends on what you define as HOT...Maybe is an ugly people wedding?!?

39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED?
Nope, but I've been fed...

40. BATH WITH ROSE PETALS?
Lame!

41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE?
Yup...jeje!

42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE SAME ROOM?
Nope.

44. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIENDS EX OR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?
Yup... Que fuerteeee!

45. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?
The sit-on, doggy style, face to face-legs on my shoulders & feet on my chest, bend over and touching toes and all the lifting positions...

46. HAD SEX WHERE ONE OF YOU WORKED?
Yup...Best day of work EVER!

47. CRAZIEST PLACE YOU HAVE HAD SEX?
Airplane; bathroom cabin and sitting row... Nudist Beach in France in the middle of the day... UPR Rio Piedras bathroom... UPR Rio Piedras Libery... Condado Plaza at the bathroom lobby...

48. DO YOU LIKE TO EXPERIMENT IN SEX?
Do I have to tell?

49. HAS ANYONE WATCHED YOU HAVE SEX?
Yup...

50. HAS ANYONE WALKED IN ON YOU HAVING SEX?
Nope, I'm smart enought!

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
fuck yeah

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
yeah..
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
lol the funniest was my second time. i was with a girl named tania, and i look at her while im on top and said "so..hows it going" and started cracking up

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
not that i know of..

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
yeah
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
yes..freaking gracie...she totally took advantage of the fact that i drank a shitload of everclear..*shudders*

7. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
ummm i think so. i spat on her back so she thought i came and when she turned around BAM right on the forehead.. i thought it was funny..she didnt..

8. DIRTY TALK?
yeah..."YOU FUCKING BITCH" lol not quite like that

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
hell yeah, its the anticipation that makes the pleasure

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
yeah..

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
yeah, recently, met a chick off of myspace, we went out, we fucked, i woke up, she was gone..i got 1 night standed lol

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
does two thailand ho's count?

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
i make my own thank you.

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
yeah. lol its the only way i could have fucked that one girl.

16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
not yet.

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
hadent had sex in 8 weeks, came as soon as i felt the old velvet walls. lol

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
16

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
kayla, fo sho.

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
if i show up at her place, deffinitly, even with her engaged to someone else. lol

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
not really, but im easily aroused

22. EVER USED TOYS?
no thank you.

23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR?
handjob count?

24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE?
everyday..oh you mean with another person? not yet

25. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR?
its cramped.

26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
shorts, to keep sand off my balls.

27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'D GO OUT WITH AND SLEEP WITH?
the youngest 18. im 19, the oldest...well as long as shes younger than my mom, i slept with a 36 year old recently.

28. ORAL SEX? Give or receive?
69 baby.

29. FOREPLAY?
frozen cherries..mmmm

30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP?
fuck that.

31. ANAL?
yeah se lo meto por el culito cagao, but i dont personaly do that. unless she asks for it.

32. GAY PORN?
nope.

35. SEX IN THE AFTERNOON?
claro.

36. SEX ON SNOW?
had no other choice..loved it

37. SEX UNDER THE RAIN?
naw.

38. IF YOUR AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOT BEST MAN/BRIDES MAID?
if they are fuckable. yes, if not..waste of time.

39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED?
no.

40. BATH WITH ROSE PETALS?
too much work.

41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE?
hell yeah lol good times.

42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE SAME ROOM?
same house count?

44. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIENDS EX OR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?
yeah, still feel shity bout that..

45. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?
backwards cowgirl!

46. HAD SEX WHERE ONE OF YOU WORKED?
the freezer at sonics

47. CRAZIEST PLACE YOU HAVE HAD SEX?
Soeul Arts Museum Parking Lot Bathroom.

48. DO YOU LIKE TO EXPERIMENT IN SEX?
yeah

49. HAS ANYONE WATCHED YOU HAVE SEX?
taped baby

50. HAS ANYONE WALKED IN ON YOU HAVING SEX?
my dad, he thought it was funny "DALE PAPI!" and left laughing. we kept going after that. lol

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Yeah :D

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes, at the beach, in the water, not as great as I expected.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yah, she queefed and I though she had farted! XD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Never, why would I? I mean if she were a deformed-midget-amputee, then maybe.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Depends how attached I feel afterwards, varies, woman to woman basis.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yah, but I won't say it again.

7. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
A few times, once when doing a mercy-fuck (she was awfully boring at it) or when I'm very sleepy.

8. DIRTY TALK?
If she likes it...

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
Yeah, great way to learn to sweet-talk.

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yeah, but I'm being more careful now.

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Once, I'm not that kind of guy.

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Once, it was awesome, haven't managed to get another one again.

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yeah, it's fun, you can try to imitate whatever position/stuff they are doing.

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
There are times when it is necesary.

16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Luckily no.

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Got caught while at it by my mother.

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
24 yrs old, I believed in reaching marrige a virgin...
I was such a dumbfuck.

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Better not tell...

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
Don't even know what that is!

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
A little, but I got great self-control.

22. EVER USED TOYS?
Yeah, leather ones are the best! :D

23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR?
Yeah, a few times, make sure the building has more than 4 floors.

24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE?
Who hasn't, second most common place, after the bedroom.

25. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR?
Love it, is like a motel on wheels! :)
And the trunks of big american cars are really comfy! LOL

26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
Eh?!? Don't change the subject!

27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'D GO OUT WITH AND SLEEP WITH?
I'm 31 right now so, youngest would be 24 and oldest, if the chassis is well taken care of, as high as 40-something. Older women have some great tricks up their sleeves :)

28. ORAL SEX? Give or receive?
I'm gonna get scorned by this one...
Don't like receiving it much, haven't met a girl that's very good at it. I love giving it though, have been told to be good at it, and if she's well kept don't mind staying there for a good while.

29. FOREPLAY?
Love it! It's like an appetizer :p

30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP?
Always!
Plus I can also do square, half hitch and larks head knots. If you know rope bondage you know what I'm talking about. ;)

31. ANAL?
Woman-to-woman basis, it's a hate it or love it kinda things.

32. GAY PORN?
No, but after watching Brokeback Mountain and Alexander I'm not homophobic anymore. Might try it someday.

35. SEX IN THE AFTERNOON?
Hmmmm... too hot, prefer it on cooler climate, morning or evening.

36. SEX ON SNOW?
I don't think thats even posible!

37. SEX UNDER THE RAIN?
None, great deep kissing though.

38. IF YOUR AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOT BEST MAN/BRIDES MAID?
Hasn't happened, but sure, why not?

39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED?
Yeah... Chocolate dipped strawberries... Frozen mandarin segments... and so on...

40. BATH WITH ROSE PETALS?
A few times, on special ocasions, also rose petals on the bed (American Beauty style, ha!)

41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE?
No, but I'm open to it.

42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE SAME ROOM?
No, they might want to join in, yuck!

44. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIENDS EX OR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?
Yeah, not proud about it.

45. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?
Any, as long as she able to reach and touch my piercings...

46. HAD SEX WHERE ONE OF YOU WORKED?
No, close calls but managed to stay cool headed. Too much to lose.

47. CRAZIEST PLACE YOU HAVE HAD SEX?
Beach, car at the university parking.

48. DO YOU LIKE TO EXPERIMENT IN SEX?
Isn't it obvious?

49. HAS ANYONE WATCHED YOU HAVE SEX?
Yea.

50. HAS ANYONE WALKED IN ON YOU HAVING SEX?
Once, see question #17

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