OK, here it is. If this offends you, it is probably because you are one of the liars and cheats that tries to get women to send you money or give their heart for you to just break.

1.) I am not looking for a boyfriend, lover, or husband. Don't tell me you love me, call me baby or sweety.

2.) I don't have a cam. Stop asking.

3.) I am not a bank. I will not help you transfer money from your account in the "US" to get it to you in wherever the heck you are. I also will not send you money to help you get to the United States, nor will I send you money to help you wherever it is you live.

4.) I am not a dating agency. I will not introduce you to my friends to help you try to find someone who will send you money or help with the "transfer of funds".

5.) I do not wish to have a boyfriend who is young enough to be my son.

6.) I am interested in friends only. I joined this site to make friends. I did not join this site hoping to find my mate, or wishing to be scammed and lose all the money I have. I am not stupid, and I don't appreciate you thinking that I am.

7.) Don't tell me that you've read my profile and find me interesting or sexy or whatever. As soon as I see "Your pic is very nice" or "You are so sexy" or "I found your profile interesting" but you start the message off with "Hi baby" or "Hi sweety", I KNOW you have not read my profile.

8.) When you say you are from the US, be real. I can tell immediately if you are lying or not. Your English totally gives you away. "Am Pete by name" is NOT the way an American would introduce himself. And saying that you were born in the US but ended up going to school somewhere else is NOT a valid excuse for your poor English. (I'm a teacher for God's sake. And I was born in the US, however, my first language was German as my mother is German. However, my English is good. As a matter of fact, it was my concentration when I was in college.)

9.) I have also found that many times, the photos that those of you who say you are from the United States and it proves that you aren't are stolen photos, and I even know what site from which many of them have been stolen. You also might want to check, as I have found the same photo you may be using being used by a few more. LOL, you are so laughable.

You are trying to pick up on the wrong person here. You are trying to get help from the wrong person. I am educated, and I am well aware of how to search things out and find if they are real or not. I am also NOT stupid. I do not have much patience with you. I will play along for a while, but don't be surprised when I tell you that I know what you really are, and also don't be surprised to find yourself reported to Zorpia, Yahoo, or the FBI.

This is just getting too funny. I tell people that I am in a relationship, yet they still try to convince me that they love me. When I start to get pissy with them, they tell me that I am too hard and that they would not want to marry me. That is fine by me. I don't want to marry them anyway. THEN, they apologize when I tell them that if they don't like the way I am, I have nothing more to say. They don't want me to stop talking to them.

Now there is one who started in about needing me to help him get his money from his bank sent to him in Africa where he is "working". He wants me to have his bank transfer his money to me and then I send it to him. Hmmm, sounds fishy to me anyway. But you see, he can't get it sent to him there because there is no online service. His bank can't send him his money directly to him via Western Union. So, he wants his bank to transfer the money to my account, I can keep some of the money since I am having financial difficulties and send the rest to him. I told him that I don't have a bank account because I had a friend screw up my credit so bad that I can't have an account now, so I can't have his bank send anything to my bank, as I don't have a bank. And he starts insisting that I have to open an account to be able to do this. I told him that he's not paying attention to what I'm saying, I can't open an account. He kept insisting, saying it was not my money that would be used, it's his to be sent to him.  He finally got that I can't open an account. He said that he was not asking me to send him my money. But then less than 5 minutes later, he's asking if I can send him money and he would pay me back. I told him NO. Geez, does he think I just fell off the turnip truck today? When I told him no, he said that I just didn't want to help a friend. I told him that a friend would not ask me to send him money, and someone I don't know would definitely not be asking me to send money. And to top it all off, I don't know him, therefore I don't trust him. He starts in about how I need to put the past behind me, etc. etc.

The next night, he starts off about me being hard or whatever because I didn't instant message him first. I'm not going to instant message him first because I don't have him on my buddy list, so I don't know when he's online anyway. LOL  Anyway, he starts off bitching at me, so I bitched right back at him. He backed down, but then said I was not nice and was it just because he was a man? I said no, that I will tell anyone off that pisses me off, I don't care if that person is a man or a woman, I treat all the same way. He decided he likes that about me. Tells me that he loves me even though I have told him that I have a boyfriend. He figured he would marry me when he first contacted me, and that I was saying I had a boyfriend just to keep the pervs and scammers away. (In a way,he's right, but it doesn't stop them anyway, he's a case in point). Then he's all nicey nice again, and starts in about still needing his money sent to him. I told him I can't and won't help.

Then today, he sends me a message when I was not at my computer. My computer had locked up and when i was able to get back to him, I said sorry, I was locked up and couldn't respond, and he says it 's nice that I could say I was sorry today. Weeeelllllllllll, wrong way to start a convo with me. I told him not to criticize me, and that I had nothing to be sorry about yesterday. He's the one who started things off badly yesterday, and it went from bad to worse. Now he's being all nicey nice again. It won't be long and the sucker will be blocked from being able to chat with me. I've almost had it with him. He will be blocked tonight if he starts in again about needing money sent to him. I've already told him to stop asking me about it. If he mentions it again, I will just say that's it, I'm through with you, good bye, and block his silly butt.

Do these people think that they can start a convo by criticizing or basically calling you names and think that they are going to get what they want? And do they thing that we are so stupid or will just get tired of their constant nagging that we will give in to what they want? What these people need to realize about me is that when I've had more than enough, I will just tell them to suck a rotten egg and I will disappear from them.I am not one who will give them something for absolutely nothing. Hell I won't give them anything period. 

They think that by saying they are from America, that they are pulling the wool over my eyes. Well, I am much smarter than that. I can tell by the broken English that they are not American. And on top of that, it's the same worn out old story. "I lost my wife in a terrible automobile accident 5 years ago. Now it is just my son and me and I am looking for a Mom for my son. I have been alone all these years and now wish to find a wife. I saw your profile and you seem to be the one for me. I love you."

Oh, and then there are the "You're beauty is ...." and I have a primary picture of the stitches I have at the back of my head. Oh yeah, that is some kind of beautiful. LMAO These loser are just too much. 

Alright already!!!! Stop with all the offline messages you are leaving me on my messenger. Some of you leave me 6 or more long off line messages a day. And then get upset because I don't respond to you. Give me a break, I don't have the time for all that. You are cutting and pasting things that you have received in emails or in messages from others, and probably posting them to a bunch of people. And to tell you the truth, it's annoying, I don't read them, I just cancel the offline messages and they are all erased. If you really have something to say to me, then say it, in an email preferrably. ALSO, stop sending me invites to join this site or that site. I just go to the block link and block those all also. If I want to join more sites I will, but I most certainly don't want to after the experience I've had with this one, and all the stupid guys who seem to think that I am desperate to find a man. I've got them saying I am their best friend, and I've barely talked to them. I am sick to death of people getting upset because I don't leave off line messages to them. I don't have anything to say, so why should I leave a message. I'm also tired of people messaging me when I am online with just a hi or hello and then don't say another blooming word. If you don't have anything to say, don't start a conversation. It's that simple.

I tell you what, here's what you all do. If you are thinking that I am going to be interested in you as a boyfriend or potential husband, don't message me. If you think that I have to stay on line every spare moment I have on the chance that you may come on line just to say hi, don't message me. If you are going to be upset because I don't leave you a million off line messages a day, don't message me. If you think I am your best friend and we have hardly said a word to each other, don't message me. If all you have to say is hi and nothing else, don't message me. You are taking up hard drive space when you do that, and making me have to do more work in cleaning out things because of your silliness.