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I.Q.


Sunday,May 27 2007, 08:31:59 AM (Last updated: Monday,Dec 3 2007, 03:47:25 PM)

Intelligent Quotient - Its the ability to come sucessfully with new situations & capacity to use abstract ideas for solving those problems.


Calculation:      Mental age/Chornological age * 100

 Levels:

           0 to 25         = Profound mental retardation (Idiot)

    20-25 to 35 - 40 = Severe mental retardation (Imbacile)

     50-55 to 70       = Moderate mental retardation (Moron)

          80 to 90       = Dull normal/ low normal

          90 to110      = Normal

        110 to 120      = Bright normal

        120 to 130     = Superior

        130 to 140     = Very superior

       140 & above = Near genius

Love


Thursday,May 24 2007, 09:21:14 AM (Last updated: Thursday,May 24 2007, 09:35:17 AM)

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived; Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself."

Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.

Love realizing how much he owed the elder, asked Knowledge, another elder. "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

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Definitions!


Thursday,Mar 15 2007, 11:51:37 AM
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Father: A banker provided by nature.


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Shaitan!


Monday,Feb 5 2007, 06:31:26 PM

Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said,

  • "We can't keep Muslims from going to Mosque."
  • "We can't keep them from reading their Quran and knowing the truth."
  • "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their Allah and his messenger Muhammad."
  • "Once they gain that connection with Allah, our power over them is broken."
  • "So let them go to their Mosques; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Allah and his messenger Muhammad."
  • "This is what I want you to do," said the devil:
  • "Distract them from gaining hold of their Allah and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!" "How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.
  • "Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.
  • "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow."
  • "Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."
  • "Keep them from spending time with their children."
  • "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"
  • "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice."
  • "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive."
  • "To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays music constantly."
  • "This will jam their minds and break that union with Allah and his messenger Muhammad."
  • "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."
  • "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."
  • "Invade their driving moments with billboards."
  • "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogues, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes."
  • "Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives. "
  • "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." Give them headaches too! "If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere."
  • "That will fragment their families quickly!"
  • "Give them story books to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Salat."
  • "Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on Allah's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead. "Keep them busy, busy, busy!"
  • "And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."
  • "Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Allah."
  • "Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause."
  • "It will work!" "It will work!" It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Muslims everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their Allah or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Allah and his messenger Muhammad to change lives.

I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?

You be the judge!!!!!

Does "BUSY" mean:

B-eing

U-nder

S-atan's

Y-oke?

"....and follow not the footsteps of Shaitan (satan). Verily, he is to you an open enemy ." (Glorious Qur'aan 2:168)

The Emperor of the Bauls


Wednesday,Jan 17 2007, 01:37:15 PM (Last updated: Monday,Jan 22 2007, 06:50:21 AM)
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